"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous. how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.
Rosy/luxury princess looking for blogs to follow back 🎀💎
This is my desktop background
When straight guys follow me
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead